Oh for fuck’s sake… Who in the hell decided this movie would be a good idea to this goddamn movie loose on the public at large?? There’s so many feels and shit wrapped up in Ryan Gosling and the puppet that is known as Rocky. I swear, it’s ridiculous to think of this little dude as a person, when I know damn good and well that he’s made of foam, paint, rods, and other shit.
He’s such an amazing little guy. He’s dealt with loss, love, and tragedy. He’s got no face, for fuck’s sake! But he’s got expressions, he’s got moods, and he’s got feelings.
This is all thanks to his rocketeer group that made him who he is, and most of all James Ortiz who lends his voice and expression to the world’s favorite musical space spider.
Don’t get me wrong: I love Ryan Gosling, but seeing this strange, foreign, trilling, squeaking little alien come to life with all the sass and love that James has put into him is hands down, my very favorite movie in so many years, I can’t even put a number on it.
Is time go!!